If I didn’t send you a Christmas card?

It isn’t because I don’t like you.  It’s because I don’t like Christmas cards.

If I did send you a Christmas card?  It was actually my wife who sent you the Christmas card.

If you don’t send me a Christmas card next year?  I’m okay with that.

If you don’t send my wife a Christmas card next year?  That’s between the two of you.

Someday when I’ve got a whole lot more time on my hands then I do now?

I’ll send you a Christmas card.

Until then you’ll have to make do with reading this blog.