1. Can be read in a single sitting.

2. May or may not constitute part of a fence

3. Stimulates the intellect and/or funnybone or, failing that, the sphincter

4. Bears little resemblance to this one

Warning!

From here on in this blog may contain a great deal more nonsense than it has in the past.  I will be placing less pressure on myself to craft the perfect post in favour of simply crafting ”a” post.  You’re probably thinking “Holy Cow, how can the future quality of this blog be even less than it has been in the past?”

All I can say is, you have been warned.

So after being absent from blogging for some time my stats have plummeted to a low of about eighty hits a day.  Of course, that’s probably mostly incidental traffic, spiderbots and whatnot.  I’m going to try for a post at least once every couple of days, see if I can’t get the numbers back up to a healthy eighty-six or eighty-seven hits a day.  Surely I have that many relatives willing to watch me make a fool of myself on the internet.

(And with the aforementioned assertion Joe abruptly stopped writing.)