Oh all right, I’ll take over the world for you. If you really want me to.

There’s a federal election coming up so I thought this would be a good time to put my name forward.

Not as a candidate in that election, as I have no interest in being an MP or Prime Minister, but I thought I’d put my name forward as, well, leader of the world.

Like, the whole world.

Because I think that what would be best for everyone would be if there’s a single leader running things, cuz we have so many big problems, and we can’t seem to agree what to do about them, but if you made me leader then I could just take care of all the problems for everyone. Simple, right?


I’ll be honest, it’s not something I really want to do, cuz I think it would be a lot of work, and I don’t really like work, as a rule, but I think that we all have to do our part, and that could be my part. Running things. Running the world.

You don’t have to decide right away, folks. Take a few days. think about it and then, lemme know. If you want me to run the world for you.  Cuz seriously, it’s about time someone did.

Hope to hear from you all soon.