There’s a federal election coming up so I thought this would be a good time to put my name forward.
Not as a candidate in that election, as I have no interest in being an MP or Prime Minister, but I thought I’d put my name forward as, well, leader of the world.
Like, the whole world.
Because I think that what would be best for everyone would be if there’s a single leader running things, cuz we have so many big problems, and we can’t seem to agree what to do about them, but if you made me leader then I could just take care of all the problems for everyone. Simple, right?
I’ll be honest, it’s not something I really want to do, cuz I think it would be a lot of work, and I don’t really like work, as a rule, but I think that we all have to do our part, and that could be my part. Running things. Running the world.
You don’t have to decide right away, folks. Take a few days. think about it and then, lemme know. If you want me to run the world for you. Cuz seriously, it’s about time someone did.