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The Leader

Still so much to learn…

There once was a man named Moe
Who was hired to run the show
He was quick on his feet
Could bounce back from defeat
His self-esteem? Not very low

Moe could figure things out real quick
He usually wasn’t a dick
His decisions flew 
His mistakes were few
On a team he would usually click
But Moe sometimes got lost in his head
And missed what others had said
Missing the clues
Gave him the blues
And made others around him see red
Fearing criticism might do more harm
He concealed displeasure with charm
Lack of success
Would sometimes depress
But usually did not alarm
Sometimes, Moe talked too much
And he wasn’t assertive as such
Though he rarely got mad
When he did it was bad
So he usually preferred a soft touch
If one were to look for a theme
It’s that Moe cared a lot for his team
For them he would grow
So that he would know
His faults, how to redeem


Leader of the World

Oh all right, I’ll take over the world for you. If you really want me to.

There’s a federal election coming up so I thought this would be a good time to put my name forward.

Not as a candidate in that election, as I have no interest in being an MP or Prime Minister, but I thought I’d put my name forward as, well, leader of the world.

Like, the whole world.

Because I think that what would be best for everyone would be if there’s a single leader running things, cuz we have so many big problems, and we can’t seem to agree what to do about them, but if you made me leader then I could just take care of all the problems for everyone. Simple, right?

I’ll be honest, it’s not something I really want to do, cuz I think it would be a lot of work, and I don’t really like work, as a rule, but I think that we all have to do our part, and that could be my part. Running things. Running the world.

You don’t have to decide right away, folks. Take a few days. think about it and then, lemme know. If you want me to run the world for you.  Cuz seriously, it’s about time someone did.

Hope to hear from you all soon.

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